Poop Notes
My company is probably made up of 85% men. So odds are, no matter what time you’re in the restroom handling the business- you’ll have stories.
Some from the past-
>These guys are “balls to the bowl”. You don’t hear them wiping down the seats, or using toilet paper to buffer the balls-n-bowl.
>6 stalls. Lots of opportunity to sit away from the next person who needs to deposit. But nay. They plop right next to you in a full or empty bathroom.
>I refuse to shake hands ’cause not many wash hands after their own shaking.
>I think the higher up you are, the more noises you can make. This goes for all my jobs so far- you see shiny shoes poking under the stalls. Associated with those shoes are phone calls, texting, talking to themselves…the list goes on!! Dudes have seriously carried on convos between stalls. I tought there was a rule against that…
>I have stage fright. I can’t pee unless I’m in a stall. I don’t care if someone’s taking a dump in the next stall, I can let ‘er rip. So at work or at ball games- I have a huge problem when I have no choice but to use a urinal. Imagine that? Standing next to someone, he’s going at it but I have no sound on my end. What do you do to that? I feel ashamed walking away from an empty session. I just wonder what the dude thinks:
“This freak was looking at my wang and probably didn’t even have to take a leak. Freak”
No Mr. Pees-a-lot…I just can’t go when you use the urinal next to me instead of 1 of 5 other empty urinals.
